Why you should never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper…These are the 10 funniest Valentine’s Day jokes


Will you use any of these?

Take a look at these funny/slightly cheesy Valentine’s Day jokes…

1. Why should you never breakup with a goalie? Because he’s a keeper.

2. What did one boat say to the other? “Are you up for a little row-mance?”

3. Do skunks celebrate Valentine’s Day? Sure, they’re very scent-imental!

4. What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine’s Day? “I’m stuck on you!”

5. What did the paper clip say to the magnet? I find you very attractive.

6. What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine’s Day? Cauliflowers!

7. Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because it couldn’t get a date.

8. What did one octopus say to another? Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?

9. What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day? The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.

10. What did one pickle say to the other? You mean a great dill to me.

Amanda Lim
Amanda Lim
They say the mark of a great researcher is being able to equally use both sides of their brain; something perfectly echoed in my role. As Business Manager, I act as the CEO’s right-hand person, running the operations and longer-term strategic planning, based on our latest analytics. My creative and communication skills are put to the test managing our roster of temps and contractors, matching their skills to the peaks of demand across the industry, including some of the most nascent and exciting projects in the field.

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